2009 is the last year of the 2000s decade.
- Weegee causes an apocalypse in Hyrule.
- Barack Obama becomes president of the United States.
- Dinner Blaster returns.
- Gwonam closes down Squadallah Burger.
- After 5 failed attempts of turning Regular Show into a TV Series, Gwonam sells his concept to J.G. Quintel for 4 rupees.
- King Harkinian gets a Wii.
- A small nuclear exchange between Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom occurs when King Harkinian launches missiles at the Mushroom Kingdom in retaliation for a prank call from Fat Mario. Thanks to the faulty technology of the Mushroomers' missiles, Hyrule suffers no damage other than the typical destruction of Hyrule Castle.
- While on a camping trip, King Harkinian slaps his 110-year-old mother, killing her.
- Link crushes Yoshkins to death in an unsuccessful suicide attempt.
- Starman4 goes missing.
- King Harkinian murders Santa Claus and takes his place.