"You've reached me. Why'd you do that? Ha! I'm kidding. Leave me a message, and I'll talk to you later. Thanks!"
- Zelda's message
An answering machine is something that records calls if you don't pick the phone up before they hang up. Zelda is famous for owning one called a PhoneTime XL800.
- "Ganon is under attack by the evil forces of Duke Onkled. I'm going to take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send dinner."
- "Hey, Zelda! It sure is boring around here. How about a kiss, for luck?"
- "Where is the map? Is the map here? Here is the map! Your majesty, do you wish to go to the island of Koridai!"
- "Hey, princess! Here's the problem, too many toasters! You know what they say, all toasters toast toast. Uh oh! (explosion)"
- "Chacarron Macarron."
- "Remember, where there's smoke, they pinch back."
- "Your highness, you know this is illegal. Oh, the indignity. Please, could you kindly bind me?"
- "Sorry, Zelda. Not enough rupees. Of course I'm on your side, but I still have to sell the stuff. You're going to have to wipe a few more gorreas to get the rupees."
- "Imma firin' my lazer!"