Bill O'Reilly is an easily-aggravated television newsboi who reports on many things for Fox News, notably including the War on Christmas and the War on Wibzod. Some people have rumored that he is a blue stone fusion of Bureaucratic Luigi, Naked Squidbob Tentapants, Indigo Hitler's wisdom teeth, and himself, but this proved to be untrue.
- His show is popular in Gomalan, but everyone there thinks it's a comedy.
- He makes a brief appearance in The King Destroys the World.
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