Billy Mays is a billion perverts.
|Age||51 years (at "death")|
|Appearances||TV advertisements, YouTube Poop, South Park|
|Favorite Things||Drugs, violence, sex.|
|Embodied Personalities||None known.|
Billy Mays was born as William Entervev Mayshuvantsaya in 1958. He changed his name after escaping prison in 1975, then went on to sell stuff on television. He faked his death in 2009 by using fake Magic Drugs. In reality, he had just moved to Gomalan. He really died in 4444 when he lost a battle with Ultimate Weegee.
- Big City Toilet
- Suicide Patty
- Suicide Putty
- Suicide Ladder
- Triforce of Wisdom
- The Virus
See Billy Mays/Gallery.
See Billy Mays/Quotes.
- He has a bazooka.
- He suffers from explosive diarrhea.
- He once tried to sell himself.
- He may be an illegitimate son of Ruigario.
- He will beat your entire family to death with a bucket of Oxy-Clean for just $19.99.
- He can please up to 47 million moms simultaneously. Don't ask how.
- He will mail 47 million cobras to your family.
- He once appeared on South Park.