|Dr. Ivo Robotnik|
"THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE!"
|Occupation||Scientist, conqueror, singer.|
|Name||Dr. Ivo Robotnik|
|Appearances||Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, YouTube Poop.|
|Friends||Morshu, Scratch, Grounder|
|Enemies||Sonic, Tails, Coconuts, King Harkinian, Link|
|Relatives||Hubert J. Farnsworth, father. Impeegee, mother. Mama Robotnik, stepmother. Ivo Robotnik, Jr., robotic "son."|
|Favorite Things||Pingas, robots, ham, lapsang souchong tea|
|Embodied Personalities||None known.|
Not to be confused with Dr. Eggman
Dr. Ivo Robotnik (2975–3387) is a mad scientist, former wumbologist, time-traveling world conqueror, and singer who is an enemy of Sonic and King Harkinian, the creator of Scratch and Grounder, founder of P.I.N.G.A.S, and the inventor of the word "pingas."
Doctor Ivo Rrrrrrrrobotnik was born as Cubert J. Farnsworth in Celjie, Slovenia in the year 2975 to Hubert J. Farnsworth and Zeldeegee. When Cubert was a teenager, Hubert's relationship with Zeldeegee came to a violent end, so Hubert forcibly erased his son's memories and sent him into hiding. Cubert grew to hate his father, and after inheriting his money and property upon his death, he changed his name and had plastic surgery to look more like his stepmother. In the year 3027, shortly after he graduated from college, aliens drove him out, moving him to the Polisje Federated Republic in Germanistanialand commonwealth. He vowed to get revenge and decided that an innocent (not!) hedgehog named Sonic was responsible for all of his problems, so he began to attack Sonic and all of Slovakia, where the attackers were from.
All of Robotnik's efforts to destroy Sonic failed miserably, so he eventually decided to travel back in time. He ultimately wound up in 1960s Hyrule, where he met Morshu Schmitz, a young enterpriser and an avid singer. They started a band, and were successful until they broke up over creative differences in the mid-1980s. Around that time, Robotnik tried other assorted ventures, including an amusement park and a deli, and built robotic servants whom he named Scratch and Grounder. He also attempted to launch a solo music career with Pingas Music, which failed miserably. Sonic eventually managed to follow Robotnik to the past and landed in 1991, so Robotnik started traveling back and forth from the future to the past, and the amount of problems caused Robotnik to tear his hair out. It was around this point in time that Robotnik invented the word "pingas," although he had already used it in the past due to his time-traveling.
After many, many failed schemes, Robotnik finally defeated Sonic and took over Mobius in 3200. After that, he got bored, so he joined the Time Travel Police and was assigned to bring an end to Earth's New Ice Age in 2355. He quickly got himself expelled from the TTP when he "solved" the problem by banning water. He then enslaved most of Earth until Ling, along with a bunch of forms and mercenaries, fought a war against him and removed him from power. He also lost his legs during an accident, so he became a cyborg. Eventually, in the year 3387, he committed suicide and died, and his robotic "son", Robotnik Jr., took over Mobius. Sometime after his death, he promoted himself to godhood.
Robotnik is extremely intelligent, but he can be a real jerk at times, to the point where his anger causes him to make really stupid decisions. He sometimes says the N-word when he gets angry, much to Dr. Rabbit's appeasement and everyone else's dismay. He is also a severe procrastinator, often promising himself that he will do a number of things "tomorrow." He was once attracted to underage ponies, but he snapped out of it after he killed Gumball and sought redemption by jailing pedophiles such as Twilight Sparkle. He has also admitted to being on the brink of incest, although he has not clarified which of his relatives this applies to.
- He is unaware of his Weegee ancestry and believes that his stepmother is his real mother.
- He once tried to make King Harkinian touch his pingas. The king responded by shooting him with a Dinner Blaster.
- He owns a technology emporium and a rail company, but the emporium is almost never stocked because his trains keep running late and/or getting blown up.
- He is strong enough to carry three hundred pounds of ham.
- He has the most beautiful head in the universe.
- He just loves sharing a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea.
- He makes love with Grounder whenever one of his inventions fails.
- He keeps getting engulfed in dust clouds.
- He attacked the Cutie Mark Crusaders for singing badly, provoking Applejack's rage.
- He hates Sonic so much he had the word "HATE" tattooed on his teeth. That's a lotta hate.
- He was confronted by Chris Hansen once. Oddly enough, this was merely a misunderstanding and had nothing to do with the actual pedophilia mentioned above.
- He doesn't need any help.
- "SnooPING AS usual, I see?"
- "I'm demoting you to scrub monkey, third class."
- "Promotion?! What for?"
- "Hmm. The train is late!"
- "I'll have to give myself a promotion!"
- "WHY? WHY? WHY?"
- "Who cares?"
- "GET OUT OF LIFE!"
- "You've interfered with my plans for the last time, you idiotic idiot!"
- "Well, to be truthful, that song sucked!"