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Fari was born in Spain in 1960 to unknown parents. He ended up eating his sister, and then grew up and decided to join Viacom. He later left Earth and served Duke Onkled of Gamelon, but turned against Duke Onkled when the duke joined Ganon. After that, Fari became King Harkinian's bodyguard, but when the Form Wars began, he sympathized with the forms. In 2015, he betrayed and killed the King. He then opened a passage to the United 'Gees Universe for the forms before being killed by the King's ghost.
- He was briefly and secretly Zelda's boyfriend, but the King ended the relationship after Gwonam caught them having sex.
- He and Malleo created Falle by using the Fusion Machine.
- Just for the heck of it, he often accuses random people of being traitors. One time, he even accused a mirror of being a traitor.
- He once raped Duke Onkled for no reason.
- He was convinced by Bill Cipher to kill King Harkinian
- He traveled back in time to build the Hyrule Mental Institution.