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Fari's reaction to his article.

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Fàri las Lamos (1960–2015) is a Spanish-Hylian mercenary who eats birds, babies, and Yoshi eggs. He is King Harkinian's guard, executioner, chief of police, and future murderer.



Fari gets what's coming to him.

Fari was born in Spain in 1960 to unknown parents. He ended up eating his sister, and then grew up and decided to join Viacom. He later left Earth and served Duke Onkled of Gamelon, but turned against Duke Onkled when the duke joined Ganon. After that, Fari became King Harkinian's bodyguard, but when the Form Wars began, he sympathized with the forms. In 2015, he betrayed and killed the King. He then opened a passage to the United 'Gees Universe for the forms before being killed by the King's ghost.



  • "Here's the traitor, your majesty!"
  • "Yes, my liege."
  • "Hey!"
  • "Duke Onkled betrayed the king!"
  • "I'll make sure he doesn't get away!"
  • "I'm the traitor! Now die!"