FANDOM


Ganon Danon Bomeninofanon
Join Me
"Join me, Link, or else you will die!"
Vital statistics
Occupation Evil sorcerer, actor, prison warden
Name Ganon Danon Bomeninofanon
Age 9,002 years.
Appearances Link: Faces of Evil, Zelda: Wand of Gamelon, YouTube Poop
Friends Lupay, Glutko, Harlequin
Enemies Link, Zelda, King Harkinian, Bowser, Dr. Robotnik, M. Bison, I.M. Meen
Hometown Dai Citeh, Gannonan
Relatives Mama Ganon (mother),

Ganon, Jr. (son)

Favorite Things Death, your face
Embodied Personalities Bizarro Ganon, Ganondorf, Nagnon, Granon

Ganon Danon Bomeninofanon is a 9,000 year-old pig-man-ghost who lives with SpongeBob.

Biography

YTP Ganon says your face for ten minutes10:00

YTP Ganon says your face for ten minutes.

Your face will die.

Ganon was born as an ordinary Koridonian elf in 8987 BC, and at an early age, he decided to terrorize people just for the heck of it. He died in 8970 BC, but Weegee used black magic to bring him back to life as a ghost and a half-man. Ganon joined Weegee and ended up fighting Eegeew and Chuck Norris, who nearly destroyed Ganon, stripping him of most of his magical powers and turning him into a pig. Ganon lived as a pig until he was butchered to make ham in 6987 BC. However, his ghost survived, and Weegee restored him to physical form.

During Medieval Times, Ganon started destroying Gannonan with Weegee's help and conquered the continent before betraying and exiling Weegee. Then, in 1580, Ganon attacked Hyrule for the first time; he would continue doing this periodically for the next several centuries. In 1991, King Harkinian declared war on Ganon in an attempt to steal his rupees. Two years later, Ganon responded by seizing Koridai and Gamelon. Link defeated Ganon in Koridai, but in Gamelon, Ganon captured both Link and the King with help from the traitorous Duke Onkled. When Zelda went to Gamelon to rescue the King, Ganon was defeated and retreated to the Pit.

Trivia

Dielair

The main entrance to Ganon's lair.

  • He is severely allergic to the color pink.
  • He flaps his arms like a bird.
  • He once tried to turn Link into a sexual predator, but failed.
  • The King Ganon Version is his own edition of the Bible.
  • He really likes prisons and taking people prisoner, and he seeks to acquire as many prisons as he can. He originally collected prisons in the hope that King Harkinian would eventually have none to send him to upon his inevitable defeat, but later on, it simply became a hobby. For example, he runs a prison on the Moon, and he once took over Florida just because he thought it had a great prison system.
  • He used to control a bunch of police officers in New York City, but he accidentally killed them all while trying to capture Spider-Man.
  • He hates racism, and he once tried to kill Dr. Rabbit for telling racist jokes.
  • He can be somewhat sexist, however, and he forbids females from attending the parties he hosts in his lair.
  • He was brainwashed and used as a sock puppet for Bill Cipher for most of the P.I.N.G.A.S and Hyrule War.
  • When in his lair, he can often be found listening to Rick Astley.
  • He once attacked Yoshi Island and held Yoshi hostage. King Harkinian and Gwonam defeated him.
  • He hates I.M. Meen because Meen refused to become one of his minions. He later helped the King and company defeat Meen.
  • He loves eating cameras.

Quotes

  • "Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai–or else you will DIE."
  • "NO, NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BURNS!"
  • "You dare bring light into mai lair?! YOU MUST DIE!"
  • "The chains! NOOO! You haven't seen the last of me!"
  • "I shall keep you in my moon prison!"
  • "Pinkie Pie's face is the greatest in Koridai!"
  • "The racist must die!"
  • "Face it, you suck at programming!"

Gallery

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.