George Lamarck Volcano is a volcano who argues with King Harkinian about meals.
- He is the only source of Volvic Revive, which can bring the dead back to life. He is very careful about who he allows to take it.
- He almost fought King Harkinian, but Ganon distracted him by complimenting his face.
- Cavemen worship him as a god.
- "Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan!"
- "I'm filling my water with volcanicity!"
- "How do you do it, Alan? Do you, perhaps, drink new hydrating Volvic Revive?"
- "I'll have you for breakfast!"