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Main Article: Mhar
Mhar was the first member of the Harkinian family who lived over a few thousand decades ago. He invented dinner and the word oah.
Main Article: Neolithe
The first person to use wheat. Also the first person to get high on something other than mushrooms.
Main Article: Hylius Maesar
Main Article: Arthur Harkinian
The first Hylian to eat spaghetti and use the saying, Mah Boi.
Main Article: George Harkinian
The first Hylian to wear actual shoes. Also the first to use the word ship.
Billy Bob Harkinian
Main Article: Billy Bob Harkinian
A very dumb grandfather to King Harkinian. Also had chest hand syndrome.
Main Article: Grampa Harkinian
Inventor of sneakers and the chocolate egg. Also the king's favorite grandfather.
Main Article: Gramma Harkinian
A good mother of the king's mom. Nobody knows her real name, except everybody.
Uncles, Aunts, and Parents
Main Article: Hardy Harkinian
A famous actor in movies. Then became a radio chatter.
Main Article: Laurel Harkinian
Famous Hylian soldier.
Main Article: Auntie Jones
King Harkinian's favorite aunt. He was given lotsa chocolate by her.
Main Article: Harold Harkinian
The king's somewhat trusty dad. Told his son everything he needed to know about dinner, mah boi, and AIDS.
Main Article: Clythia Harkinian
King Harkinian's very old mother. She died when the king slapped her.
Main Article: King John Harkinian
The memetical king of Hyrule, father of Zelda, and subject of this wiki.
Main Article: Minh Harkinian
The king's older brother who lives in Vietnam.
Main Article: Nainikrah
The king's evil brother and founder of HEVS.
Main Article: Nerdwin
The king's geeky and socially awkward brother.
Main Article: Johnjohn
The king's brother who is even more obsessed with dinner and mah boi. Was killed when he failed a homicide.
Main Article: Larry Harkinian
The king's best friend as a child.
Main Article: Rodney Harkinian
John's very patriotic brother.
Main Article: William Harkinian
The king's youngest and only dead brother.
Main Article: Mario Harkinian
The king's stranger brother. Need I say more?
Main Article: Duke Onkled
The king's traitorous cousin.
Main Article: Judy Harkinian
The king's somewhat ugly sister.
Main Article: Zelda
The king's first and very important daughter.
Main Article: Lady Alma
Duke Onkled's daughter.
Main Article: Ganon, Jr.
Zelda's illegetimate son.
Harold Harkinian, Jr.
Main Article: Harry Harkinian
Link and Zelda's first child, and the king's first legitimate grandson.
Main Article: Robby Harkinian
Another grandson of the king.
Main Article: Anakin Harkinian
The king's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson. He turned evil and became Darth Harkinian.
Mario and Co.
Main Article: Mario's Family
Share a common ancestor together.
Main Article: Link
Zelda's friend and savior, as well as the father of Harry and Robby.
Main Article: Impa
Zelda's grandmother and the king's kooky mother-in-law.