Ignatius Mortimer Meen
I.M. Meen laughs in your face.
Vital statistics
Occupation Librarian.
Name Ignatius Mortimer Meen
Age 82 years.
Appearances I.M. Meen, Chill Manor, YouTube Poop.
Friends None.
Enemies King Harkinian, Link, Gnorris, Scott, Katie.
Hometown Aachen, Germany.
Relatives Froschnudel Meen, father. Ophelia Chill, wife. Ulbricht Renaldo Meen, son.
Favorite Things His book.
Embodied Personalities Grignatious Grortimer Green.
Youtube Poop I.M02:21

Youtube Poop I.M. Gay

I.M. Meen is repeatedly called gay, and I don't blame Link.

Ignatius Mortimer Meen (1934–2020) is an 82-year-old librarian who happens to be the chosen one. He is also one of those "ignorance is bliss" idiots.



I.M. Meen loves his book.

Ignatius Mortimer Meen was born on February 30, 1934 in Nazi Germany, and during World War II, his parents sent him to the relative safety of Hyrule, where he attended Abnormal School. In 1948, his father Froschnudel died looking for a cure to the Weegee Virus, so Meen began to hate the pursuit of knowledge. He dropped out of school and began working assorted jobs until he ended up helping Impa smelt the Triforce of AIDS, which caused him to be exiled to Koridai. At age 20, he opened a coffee shop / library where he imprisoned kids who wanted to learn.

In 2010, Link called Meen gay, so he attacked Hyrule and almost stopped YouTube Poop from existing. He failed and was captured, but was soon freed by his ex-wife, Ophelia Chill. However, he discovered that King Harkinian had desecrated his labyrinth while he was imprisoned, so he teamed up with Namowg and attacked the King again in 2014.

Meen later fulfilled his destiny as the chosen one by killing the troll king Mays Billy in 2019, bringing an end to the Poopocalypse. When it dawned on Meen that he had saved YouTube Poop by doing this, he committed suicide. However, due to his status as the chosen one and the fact that he had yet to defeat Ultimate Weegee, his spirit did not pass into the afterlife and eventually possessed the body of an archaeologist who then became the Ice King.


I.M. Meen is AWESOME

Meen's true form. Sexy, isn't it?

I.M. Meen tends to be pretty angry, especially at children. He hates being called gay, meaning he's at least not a gay pride idiot, and likes reading his book.

Buildings Run By I.M. Meen


Return of the Meen02:48

Return of the Meen

  • "Oh look, what clever children. See them study, watch them learn. How I hate those goodie-goodies, how they make my stomach turn!"
  • "I've got a little secret, that'll really make them cry. It's a nasty kind of magic, from a special kind of guy."
  • "This book is made to order, but it isn't to be read. When they open this book, they're sucked inside instead - to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen, the magic labyrinth of I.M. Meen! Very scary and confusing, destination of my choosing: the labyrinth of I.M. Meen!"
  • "What's the matter, smarty? Lost your way? My guards will be happy to escort a cozy cell!"
    I.M. Insane

    He think's he's a chipmunk.

  • "You can't win, bookworm. I am the powerful magician in the world, and you're just a little smarty."
  • "Mirror, mirror, on the wall...there's a bookworm in the hall...but not for long!"
    I.M. Mutant

    A mutant form of Meen after exposion to anti-uctions.

  • "Better luck next time, bookworm. Of course there probably won't be a next time!"
  • "Today's lesson is about the dangers of being too smart for your own good. I hope you're paying attention, bookworm!"
  • "Lost? Frightened? Confused? Good!"
  • "Get back into your cell, bookworm. Don't worry. I'm sure you'll escape a hundred years!"
  • "You won't get far you studious little brat. My pets will see to that."
  • "Still loose, little bookworm? Don't get used to it. My pets are closing in."
  • "Well, well. I'm surprised you don't give up, bookworm. You're begging to look run-down. Why not take a little nap?"
  • "Here's a rhyme for you. Ahem, I knew a little bookworm who tried to get away, until the friendly guardians persuaded him to stay."
  • "Hello, little bookworm. I do hope you're enjoying your whirlwind tour of my labyrinth. Hmm?"
    I.M. Magic

    I.M. Meen teleporting.

  • "You're tougher than you look, twerp. But I've still got some tricks up my sleeve."
  • "You are beginnig to annoying me, you miserable little goodie-goodie!"
  • "Okay, bookworm, now you're really starting to annoy me. Get back into your cell before I turn you into a chipmunk!"
  • "Wretched child! You ruined my beautiful labyrinth! Now you're going to pay!"
  • "Aaaah! You may have outsmarted me this time, bookworm, but I'll be back. I.M. Meen never quits, you'll see!"
  • "Oh look, tacos!"
    I.M. Tired

    I.M. Meen's face massage.

  • "This butt is made to order."
  • "I.M. Gay, I mean, I.M. Meen never quits!"
  • "Buttworm!"
  • "I hope you're enjoying hell!"
  • "I'm a mime!"


The real story of how I M Meen created and destroyed the universe00:50

The real story of how I M Meen created and destroyed the universe

Meen doing something important.


See I.M. Meen/Gallery

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.