Ian Wright

Ian Wrong.

Ian Wright (1963–2008) is an African-British person who sells Chicken Tonight. He is a loyal servant to the King of Hyrule and a soccer player.


When King Harkinian declared that he was going to use Chicken Tonight for turkey, Ian panicked and ran all over the place, eventually jumping out a window of Hyrule Castle and floating away, then dying.


  • He is one the Wright Brothers' adopted children.
  • He is also the son of Barack Obama's father's friend.
  • He is often seen sniffing cocaine.