Kirby (born 1992) is a character from the Kirby series of Nintendo and an enemy of King Dedede. He has the ability to grow in size and breathe in anything or anybody and eat him. He appears in many games from the 8-bit GameBoy games to Kirby's Epic Yarn. He also likes nerds because of their color scheme.
On July 5 2015, Kirby ate Simon Templar because he was annoying Kirby. Simon Templar died immediately. Many years later, Kirby ran for President of the United States of America against Eric Trump. The result was the 2036 United States Breakup, and Kirby becoming President of the United States.