Master Bison (1895–1984) is a rich man who hates the Street Fighters. His arse is the scariest, ugliest known face ever.
- Angry German Kid
- Street Fighters
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- "Yes! Yes!"
- "Say! Say!"
- "This is delicious!"
- "You aren't going Turbo, are you?"
- "Don't be tasty!"
- "Nothing 'till I see those Street Fighters pummeled to dust!"
- "It should be any moment now."
- His grandson is Master Bates (1957–). He also adopted Mario Bison.
- He can cure the mute by saying "yes" backwards.
- He once tried to make King Harkinian eat dust, but the King defeated him with the Triforce of Courage.
- He writes about food for the Hyrule Herald, in which he endorsed King Harkinian's burger stand.
- He has a form called Bison, a literal bison who wears a hat like M. Bison's and recites M. Bison's quotes in a deep voice.
- He does nothing until he sees the Street Fighters beaten. This eventually caused him to die of dehydration.