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The gay man writes a penis book.

Herr Garrison is a teacher at South Park. He is gay and a friend of Mr. Hat.


  • "When Reginald kissed Diana's lips, her knees fell weak."
  • "Ohhh, hot lesbo scene comin' up!"
  • "Aww, Why not?"
  • "Well, women want to read about ding-dongs. You think women care about the details of female anatomy? Hell no! Women want to read about big, powerful shlongs!"
  • "Hi there."
  • "Oh crap!"
  • "Eat me, pervert."
  • "I like man my own age. I mean, I like women. What did I say? Oh, God! I like titties!"

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