Ronald McDonald (also known as Donald McDonald in Japan due to the absence of the letter R in the Japanese alphabet) is the spokesperson of McDonald's and the most evil clown that ever existed. He has a feud with The Burger King.
Ronald McDonald was born to Marshu in 1947 in Tykogi Tower (back before it was moved from Japan to Gamelon). He ate old hamburgers for years as a child but was immune to them; instead, he went crazy and got evil. He has been using anti-uctions and has put them in drinks. He also works to make everyone fat so they will be unable to defend themselves in the troll invasion. He also created charities (to the HEVS, who want to kill King Harkinian).
Ronald McDonald has thin eyes and white skin, and also has red hair. He wears a yellow McDonald's shirt with a candy-striped undershirt. He also wears yellow gloves.
He seems to like giving himself pain and also likes sharing it; he really likes pain. He also likes cursing in Japanese, and swearing at children.
- "Ran ran ruu!"
- It's timeru