Ronald McDonald (also known as Donald McDonald in Japan due to the absence of the letter R in the Japanese alphabet) is the spokesperson of McDonald's and the most evil clown that ever existed. He has a feud with The Burger King.
Ronald McDonald was born to Marshu in Tykogi Tower in 1947, back before the building was moved from Japan to Gamelon. He ate old hamburgers for years as a child but was immune to them; instead, he went crazy and got evil. He started a chain of fast-food restaurants where he used anti-uctions and put them in drinks. He acquired minions by kidnapping and brainwashing children who entered his restaurants. He also works to make everyone fat so they will be unable to defend themselves in the troll invasion. He also created charities (to the HEVS, who want to kill King Harkinian).
The King Wants Cheeseburgers
One day, King Harkinian went to McDonald's for some cheeseburgers. However, Harkinian had not brought enough rupees to pay for his food, so Ronald enslaved the King and forced him to work for the restaurant. Link and Gwonam came to free the King and defeated Ronald by using lamp oil and bombs to set him on fire. Ronald survived, however, and he relocated to another restaurant.
Soon, King Harkinian idiotically went to another McDonald's for more cheeseburgers, and Ronald took him prisoner once again. He also captured Zelda when she tried to save the King, and stole Link's sword. Ronald then did battle with Link and G-Man and was defeated again, even though he had aid from his army of child soldiers. This time, Ronald was captured and taken to Hyrule Castle, but he escaped while Fari wasn't looking.
By this time, Ronald's minions had seized control of America by rendering all of its inhabitants morbidly obese. Ronald intended to conquer the rest of the world in a month, and even sent a letter to Fat Mario and Gay Luigi to dare them to stop him. Gwonam also discovered Ronald's plans and informed King Harkinian, Link, and Michaeldragon800, who traveled to America to stop him. Losing the fight, Ronald summoned his minions to aid him, but Ronald was ultimately defeated and set on fire again. While his minions were all burned to death, Ronald survived, unbeknownst to the King and his allies.
Ronald McDonald has thin eyes and white skin, and also has red hair. He wears a yellow McDonald's shirt with a candy-striped undershirt. He also wears yellow gloves.
He seems to like giving himself pain and also likes sharing it; he really likes pain. He also likes cursing in Japanese, and swearing at children.
- "Ran ran ruu!"
- It's timeru