Squadala Burger

Squadallah Burger in 2007.

Squadallah Burger is a drive-in burger joint owned by Gwonam that was established in 2005 and closed in 2009. It was in Hyrule City, Gomalan.


In 1985, Gwonam's store, Carpets R' Yours, closed down due to bankruptcy proceedings after Morshu refused to fund new pricings for the company. Out of a job, Gwonam decided to live at Impa's house. Twenty years later, he had to move out and fund his carpet and a new house, so he founded a burger joint, which only sold burgers. In a moment of extreme overconfidence that he would soon regret, Gwonam decided to set the place up right next to a Duke Onkled's Diner.

After two years without business, Gwonam hired Link, who needed money to buy a PS3, to help him. However, he still failed to serve anyone, losing people to Duke Onkled's Diner, and Link quit when Gwonam failed to pay him. At that point, Gwonam was only able to keep the restaurant open because he was making a lot of money off of YouTube Poop at the time. He finally got really desperate and tried selling Krabby Patties, but Mr. Krabs found out and sued Gwonam. By 2009, Gwonam had lost over $9,000; this meant Gwonam had to close shop, and he has been mooching off of King Harkinian ever since.



Gwonam fails to get customers.

Although Squadallah Burger sells only burgers, as clearly stated on a sign next to the window, it sells a large variety of burgers.

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