Stan Marsh is the Larry Koopa of South Park. He is good friends with Kyle Broflovski.
- "We support equality and freedom and all that gay stuff, but dude, f*** you."
- "I think these guys want to have sexual encounters wit us!"
- "Why'd we have to pick the fat one?"
- "Now I'll never get my own Cirque de Ceville."
- "It's just some guys jacking off!"
- "Divorce is stupid!"
- He once thought everything and everyone was shit. Literally.