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Fatcakeman

This picture is awful!

John Harbanno (1953–2017), better known by his pseudonyms John the Baker, John Baker, The Baker, or George, is a fat Gamelonian baker who sells very flammable cakes, much to his dismay. He is the owner of John's Bakery, and since 2010, he has appeared in commercials. He lives in Konkogi.

Appearance

The Baker is a fat elf with orange hair and a pink nose similar to Wario's, possibly indicating a relation between the two. He usually wears a white chef's hat and sometimes sells bricks when he runs out of food.

Quotes

ITS AWFUL

The Baker's reaction to this page.

  • "My cakes will burn!"
  • "Oh, my cakes!"
  • "It's awful!"
  • "Come see my cakes!"

Trivia

ITZAWEFULL

His favorite dance move is the pelvic thrust. >_<

Mycakes

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