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A timeline is a chronological (in order from beginning to end) list of events that happens related to a certain place or person. This timeline is a history of events related to YouTube Poop.

Before 5 billion BC

  • Undocumented Time: Not much. Very few people and things exist. During this time, Weegee's ancestors Emperor Weegeeus and his family ruled the land.
  • 120 billion BC: The United 'Gees Universe is created.
  • 80 billion BC: Mays Billy is born.
  • 40 billion BC: In some distant universe, Fortran is born.
  • 13.7 billion BC: The universe, containing heavily-packed matter, explodes, releasing the matter in all different directions. Some of this matter will clump together. A year later, Weegee is born.

5 billion BC to 1 million BC

  • 4.8 billion BC: Eluryh and Plit form from clumping dust. (Clumping...clumping...) Anyway, these will be the future homes of King Harkinian, Ganon, Yoshi, Daisy, etc.
  • 4.6 billion BC: The Earth forms. It enormous for a terrestrial planet, but small compared to Eluryh.
  • 3.2 billion BC: Tiny microbes live on Earth, Eluryh, and Plit. Not much happens for the next two billion years.
  • 2.5 billion BC: A giant comet forms. It is said to have magical powers. It will fly at 426 million mph (67% light speed) from the edges of the Snickers Galaxy to an area over Koridai.
  • 1 billion BC: Early signs of animal life appear on Eluryh, Plit, and Earth. 
  • 520 million BC: The Cambrian explosion, an enormous increase in the diversity of Earth's animal life, occurs.
  • 80 million BC: Yoshi's ancestors evolve. They have an intolerance for meatballs, a liking of fruit, and an insane urge to jump off tall, stone objects.
  • 65 million BC: All the dinosaurs on Earth die (but some on other planets survive, becoming Yoshies and dodongoes). Some culprits include a giant meteor, volcanic activity, Malleo, Weegee, invasion by time travelers, and Timmy Turner.
  • 63 million BC: The world has recovered after the death of the dinosaurs and reptiles like Titanoboa rule the Earth.
  • 55 million BC: The first primate evolves on Earth.
  • 50 million BC: Mammals begin to rule the Earth. Birds also thrive.
  • 4 million BC: A Transformer spaceship carrying Optimus Prime and his forces crash-lands on Earth. Its passengers will remain dormant until the 20th century.
  • 3 million BC: The human race, the ugliest and craziest group of freaks in the universe, evolves. However, they can do stuff with their brains and hands...like building weapons and other tools. Soon, they will become the ugliest and most powerful group of freaks in the universe.
  • 2 million BC: Cavemen live on Earth. Some Transformers fight in the past, affecting their development.
  • 1 million BC: Cavemen live in what will become Dinosaur World.

1 million BC to 1 BC

  • 9000 BC: The Koopa Kingdom is founded on Plit.
  • 7500 BC: The concept of farming - growing your own food and leaving seeds to make more crops - is introduced to ancient Hyrule.
  • 7000 BC: The Kuru-Tee people merge from smaller tribes call the Kuru and the Tee. The wander to the Eluryhian subcontinent of Koridai and will inhabit the place for around 73 more centuries. :D
  • 6987 BC: The original Ganon lives as a domesticated Koridonian pig. Eventually, he is slaughtered to make ham, but the pig's ghost survives. That ghost is now known as Ganon.
  • 5000 BC: Early cities are built in modern Hyrule.
  • 3000 BC: A centralized government forms in Gomalan under a king called Thyrukus.
  • 2000 BC - 1500 AD: The age of the Maya people.
  • 1000 BC: Early Gamelonians are the last of the five modern Hylian states to create a civilization. Meanwhile, the Mushroom Kingdom emerges in Plit.
  • 600 BC: Ancient Mayans develop an early method that would later be used to make YouTube Poops. They are considered the true inventors of YTP. They also build the Temple of Poop.
  • 500 BC: Weegee gets attacked by some Greek people. 
  • 480 BC: King Leonidas, king of the Greek city-state of Sparta, yells "This is SPARTA!," kicks a Persian messenger into a pit, dies in battle, and dines in hell.
  • 389 BC: Ancient Mayans create the first YouTube Poop.
  • 270 BC: Lol-Funny, the first major city of Gamelon, is built.

1 AD to 1700 AD

  • 4 BC - 30 AD: Life of a Jewish man named Jesus Christ. He develops a new religious sect that eventually becomes a new religion all together. It becomes very influential.
  • 250 AD: The Kuru-Tee are overrun by Koridaian invaders and their last king is killed.
  • 300 AD: Hyrule conquers Gamelon and reverses most of its advancements.
  • 476 AD: Barbaric Celts invade the already weak Western Roman Empire. This creates much anarchy, illiteracy, and ignorance which will last for about 1,000 years. By 1500, this era will be known as Medieval Times.
  • 486 AD: The Tunnel of Doom collapses, preventing access to the Temple of Poop.
  • 667 AD: The Mushroom Kingdom goes to war with the Koopas for the first time.
  • 694 AD: Three small kingdoms on Plit unite to defend themselves against the Mushroom Kingdom, becoming Sarasaland.
  • 800 AD - 1200 AD: Somewhere within this timespan, King Crabs rules Bikinibottomshire. SpongeBob and Patrick arrive from the future, and end up ruining the historical timeline of Bikini Bottom so that the city never develops a democracy and the people end up ignorant, cultureless buffoons.
  • 989 AD: Hyrule City is founded.
  • 1010s AD: Canterlot and Equestria are attacked by a lot of stuff...
  • 1107: The first 7-11 is built in Hyrule, and its technological movement is propelled forward.
  • 1127: Ru ma-Halab founds Yumustdai, the first major modern city of Koridai and a future trade center, on the banks of the Squadala River.
  • 1138: With aid from Weegee, Ganon invades the continent of Gannonan, noting its strategic position near Hyrule.
  • 1203: The Likush dynasty of Hyrule falls to the Yahturns, while Gamelon wins its independence.
  • 1204: Genghis Khan unites the tribes of Mongolia. In subsequent decades, they will seize much of Eurasia.
  • 12801300: Mario and Luigi's ancestors, as well as Garfield the Cat's ancestors, travel from Venice (which will later become part of Italy) to Mongol-ruled China. They are exposed to lots of new ideas, and bring them to Europe. Around this time, Mario Polo invents spaghetti.
  • 1347: Tolemac is abandoned because of a devastating plague.
  • 1453: The Ottomans seize Constantinople. Their only good trade route to Asia (by land) is blocked, so they decided to make a route by sea.
  • 1490: Ganon completes his takeover of Gannonan and, having grown tired of Weegee, expels him from the land. This depresses Weegee so much he becomes suicidal.
  • 1499: Cortez lands in medieval Japan. He ends up killing the first two people he meets, the first on purpose, the second by accident.
  • 1505: Hylian armies conquer Koridai and retake Gamelon.
  • 1520: All five regions of Hyrule are unified under a single government for the first time under the Harkinian dynasty.
  • 1580: Ganon attacks Hyrule and destroys much of their new technology, such as metal ships, cars, and computers, but foolishly spares other inventions such as guns. Beginning of the modern Hylian era.
  • 1590: After fasting for a hundred years, Weegee finally dies of starvation. Gamelon claims the land abandoned back in 1347.
  • 1600: Marceline the Vampire is born somewhere on Earth.
  • 1607: The Hylian cannon is invented.
  • 1630: Weegee regenerates after being dead for forty years.
  • 1670: The phrase "mah boi" becomes common in Hyrule.

1700 AD to 1900 AD

1900 AD to 1930 AD

1930 AD to 1950 AD

  • 1933: Nazi leader Adolf Hitler gains power in Germany. That's definitely a bad sign.
  • 1938: Froschnudel "Writewell" Meen's masterpiece, Writewell's Book of Better Grammar, is written and published. It doesn't get published in Germany, but the American translation is published in the US.
  • 19391945: World War II, the most famous war in history.
  • 1939 - 1940: Age of time travelers from the future. Stewie Griffin and Brian Griffin arrive in Poland. Homer and Bart Simpson land in 1940s France. King Harkinian, Gay Luigi, and Fat Mario land in Nazi Germany. While there, the king offends Hitler and the king travels back to the present.
  • 1940: Nazi Germany and their allies take over much of Europe, but fail to defeat the United Kingdom.
  • 1941: Germany invades the Soviet Union. The United States enters World War II in response to a Japanese bombing at Pearl Harbor.
  • 1944: Governmental reforms in Hyrule lead to the appointment of a prime minister and the creation of a senate, which is initially led by Gwonam al-Fari, Sr..
  • 1945: Hitler dies, causing the end of the Third Reich. Hooray! But the war is not over yet. Japan won't give up, so president Truman issues a nuclear attack (the first and last time they would ever use one...until the future, see 2030 to 9000 section) on the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Japan surrenders. Beginning of the Cold War.
  • 1948: Writewell dies while searching for a cure to the Weegee Virus, instilling a hatred of the pursuit of knowledge in his son, Ignatius Mortimer Meen.

1950 AD to 1970 AD

1970 AD to 1980 AD

1980 AD to 1990 AD

  • 1980: Mario is invited to a picnic. Bowser kidnaps the princess and places her in of his "seven Koopa hotels." 14 years later, the adventure will be marketed as "Hotel Mario".
  • 1981: Hurricane Zelda strikes Hyrule, killing a third of the population. The destruction raises tensions between Koridon and Gamelai, starting the Hylian Civil War. Mario begins to market his video games and pitches the idea to Nintendo.
  • 1982: Morton Koopa, Sr. dies after a long illness, and his son, Bowser, succeeds him as king of the Koopa Kingdom. King Harkinian passes the PINGAS Act.
  • 1983: The most recent episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants take place around this time.
  • 1984: The Decepticons come to Earth to steal energy, but they stupidly awake Optimus and company, and the groups resume their fighting.
  • 1985: Mownam and Gworshu found the Hylian Alchoholic Rehabilitation Center. King Harkinian's daughter, Zelda, is born, so he decides to get rid of his drinking problem there. At the same time, Marty McFly travels to 1955, 1885, and 2015, and Gwonam marries Impa. Impa accidentally introduces AIDS to Hyrule when she mistakes the Triforce of AIDS for the Triforce of Courage.
  • 1986: Movieshu gets another OAHscar for "Best Sequel" and builds his own theater.
  • 1987: After Mario and Luigi decline an offer by Dic to star in television series, Dic clones the brothers, creating Brooklyn Mario and Mama Luigi. They also create Bizarro Link and others. Dr. Robotnik builds two robotic minions named Scratch and Grounder.
  • 1989: Germany reunites. The Baker inadvertently destroys all the rupees in Koridai and Gamelai, causing the Hylian Market Crash. The crash forces Morshu to allow Hyru-Mart to buy Morshu Mart. I.M. Meen acquires the Enclosed Instruction Book and, unaware of its importance, stores it in his library.

1990 AD to 2000 AD

  • 1990: Germany is now in one piece. Hyrule annexes Koridai while King Harkinian tries to improve the Hylian economy by revoking the rupee's status as the official Hylian currency. Meanwhile, a civil war begins in the Mushroom Kingdom, and Will's parents send him to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
  • 1991: King Harkinian declares war on Ganon, aiming to steal his wealth, and hires warriors such as Link to attack him. Brooklyn Mario and Mama Luigi go to Dinosaur World, where Mama Luigi adopts Yoshkins and produces new forms, including Stone Luigi, Crybaby Luigi, Agricultural Luigi, and Idiotic Luigi. At the same time, the Phillips CD-i is invented, the Soviet Union meets its demise, the Cold War ends, and Stu Pickles loses control of his life. Beginning of the Stone-Football Debates.
  • 1993: Ganon and his minions seize the island of Koridai. Gwonam helps Link defeat him, and Morshu's business thrives. Link defeats Ganon, and Koridai returns to harmony. Just then, Ganon attacks Gamelon and takes Duke Onkled hostage. King Harkinian goes to Gamelon, but is kidnapped as well. Link follows, but is also captured. Finally, Zelda and Impa go, and they defeat Ganon. Duke Onkled betrays Hyrule by helping Ganon, and Hektad is killed. The king and Link are saved, and Duke Onkled is sentenced to scrubbing all the floors in Hyrule. They have a huge feast and laugh about their adventures.
  • 1994: I.M. Meen captures two children in a magic book. However, they escape and defeat Meen. Meen captures them again, and they will be lost for another hundred years.
  • 1995: I.M. Meen's wife Ophelia Chill tries to mess with history, but is thwarted by Agent Egghead. Solid Snake goes to Africa to destroy Metal Gear. Hylian, Gannonani, and Daiastani leaders form the Trinited Nations to prevent further warfare between the nations of Eluryh. Meanwhile, Mario meets King Harkinian, and SpongeBob serves in the Battle of Bikini Bottom.
  • 1996: King Harkinian competes against Bill Clinton in the American presidential election and wins. SpongeBob is killed and his clone, also called SpongeBob, takes his father's place.
  • 1997: King Harkinian is inaugurated as president of the United States, but is impeached after just two months in office. Yoshi becomes president of Yoshi's Island.

2000 AD to 2010 AD

  • 2000: The Hylian economy recovers from the crash of 1989. Phillip J. Fry gets frozen for 1000 years.
  • 2001: Tatanga is born. In 35 years, he will travel back to the 1980's to kidnap Daisy. On the same year, some idiots decide to destroy the World Trade Center. This made us mad (and why wouldn't we be? Thousands of innocent people died, and they think they can just attack the world's strongest government so they can build their one-world Al Qaeda government? Well, they're definitely WRONG!), so we declared war back. 
  • 2002: Weegee begins to make rap music.
  • 2003: The rupee is reinstated as the official currency of Hyrule, while King Harkinian Pictures closes down due to a lawsuit filed by Disney. The Mushroom Kingdom intervenes in Hylian trade with Dinosaur World, causing the Breakfast War.
  • 2004: A YouTube Poop is created and released as an Internet video for the first time. It is simply "Recycled Koopa" with certain parts switched around and repeated, but it evolves from there, and is now an intricate humor series following many characters like Gaston, King Harkinian, and Mario. King Harkinian builds the first working Dinner Blaster.
  • 2005: YouTube is invented. At the same time, King Harkinian Pictures is revived and Impa kicks Gwonam out of her house, forcing him to create Squadallah Burger. Also, taxes begin to increase steadily, and The King declares the War on Lunch, an attempt to wipe out the meal throughout most of Hyrule.
  • 2006: King Harkinian signs a contract with YouTube saying that he and his friends can be parodied on internet videos by word splicing, painting, and more. However, Google purchases YouTube, and soon advertisements and copyright rules swarm YouTube. 
  • 2007: Many YouTube Poops are made. King Harkinian uses his Dinner Blaster for the first time, and later he goes on a quest for ice cream.
  • 2008: King Harkinian acquires a Toyota Hybrid, then wrecks it. A bunch of people party in the CIDP, but Link crashes the party with his colossal afro.
  • 2009: Link accidentally kills Yoshkins, driving Mama Luigi's insanity to new extremes. Gwonam goes bankrupt and is forced to close Squadallah Burger. Poop EbutUoy is founded with the goal of destroying YouTube Poop.

2010 AD to 2014 AD

  • 2010: I.M. Meen attacks Hyrule, but is defeated and imprisoned. Stone Luigi invents a spacetime-bending stone football and inadvertently brings thousands of new Mario and Luigi forms into existence. Gaston meets Frollo, and they both get a life.
  • 2011: With help from his ex-wife Ophelia Chill, I.M. Meen breaks out of prison. King Harkinian declares an end to the War on Lunch, which has met its goals, and begins selling Shipt Flakes, his first breakfast cereal.
  • 2012: The son of Link and Zelda is born. Mah Boi Online is launched.
  • 2013: Harkipedia is created.

2014 AD to 2030 AD

  • 2014: To get revenge on Mama Luigi, Luigi, with support from Mario and King Harkinian, launches the Form Wars, a campaign to exterminate all forms. Mah Boi Online is shut down]]
  • 2015: Ganon invades Hyrule and ruins its cities. Fari decides to side with the forms and kills King Harkinian, then flees Hyrule and convinces Weegee and his friends to join the fight, while Link assumes leadership of Hyrule. Meanwhile, Kirby eats Simon Templar. Link runs for president of the United States.
  • 2017: The Gray Spaghetti Plague kills one-third of Hyrule's inhabitants before being stopped by a time-traveling Fat Mario and Gay Luigi. Gaston becomes the president of France.
  • 2018: The Form Wars end with the death of Mama Luigi and the defeat and exile of the forms to Truceland. Shortly afterward, King Harkinian is brought back to life as a cyborg, while every Hylian state declares independence after Link is accused of being a form. World War III begins on Earth when the United States and its allies attack China and Russia for providing refuge to surviving forms.
  • 2019: In the Poopocalypse, Mays Billy and his troll hordes invade the universe. The crisis ends when I.M. Meen fulfills the prophecy of the chosen one by killing Mays Billy, but not before trolls devastate entire countries and kill millions, including Gwonam and Morshu. During the invasion, the Koopa Kingdom and Mushroom Kingdom sign a peace treaty.
  • 2020: Driven insane by the disasters of recent years and growing increasingly evil, Link begins trying to reunify Hyrule through force, declaring his wife Zelda as the rightful ruler. Meanwhile, the Mushroom People overthrow Princess Toadstool and her family in favor of a new government headed by Luigi. The Enclosed Instruction Book is released to the public.
  • 2021: The time traveler Knil teams up with Link and HEVS to kill the resurrected King Harkinian. They succeed, and Knil returns to the future while Link kills Nainikrah and takes over HEVS.
  • 2024: With help from Birdo, Link invades Plit. He seizes Shyguyland with ease and kills Wart, but is stopped in the Koopa Kingdom.
  • 2026: Fat Mario rediscovers the Temple of Poop. At the conclusion of World War III, Chuck Norris is knocked into a coma as he saves Earth by absorbing a nuclear exchange. With Norris unable to defend Earth, Weegee and his minions invade and conquer the world.

2030 AD to 9000 AD

  • 2030: After long negotiations, Link and Bowser found the Weegeebusters to free Earth from Weegee. Later, Link completes his transformation into Evil Link by killing Zelda and ordering HEVS to execute all members of the Harkinian family.
  • 2035: In the future, Weegee is fighting against a bunch of evil people. I.M. Meen lands in the future, and destroys them. World War IV begins when the Earth's supply of oil is used up and the population rebels against the ruling Weegees when the Weegees refuse to aid them.
  • 2040: Bowser seemingly dies during a battle with Hylian forces on the Southern Continent of Eluryh, so his son Ludwig takes his place as the king of the Koopas. Evil Link finally completes his conquest of Hyrule before dying when his younger self, transported from thirty years earlier by Gwonam, commits suicide. Hyrule is restored to normal, however, and technology is pushed forward, while Birdo and her husband Yoshi become the new Hylian leaders.
  • 2068: The Toast Meltdown mutates the Hylian gene pool, forcing the people of Hyrule to start dealing with forms again.
  • 207?: I.M. Meen is reincarnated as the Ice King. He becomes immortal and freezes most of the land north of Maine. A new ice age begins.
  • 2080: Birdo passes the FARI Act, which allows forms to return to Hyrule. The southwestern states of the USA secede to join Mexico.
  • 2087: The original Dale Gribble battles marauding Mongolians with assistance from a weaker clone, who is then sent back to the 20th century.
  • 2094: Scott and Katie, both aged 110, escape from I.M. Meen's labyrinth. They die the next year.
  • 2095: Hank Hill, back from the dead as Hankborg, leads Texas in a rebellion against the Mexican government.
  • 2101: Somewhere in space, war is beginning, and somebody sets up us the bomb.
  • 2102: Birdo is assassinated, and Gay Luigi takes over as the leader of Hyrule.
  • 2103: Gay Luigi dies, causing a period of widespread anarchy in Hyrule.
  • 21??: Birdo is brought back to life as a cyborg and restores order to Hyrule with an army of Gay Luigi clones.
  • 2146: Birdo enacts governmental reform in Hyrule, allowing for the establishment of a democracy. Hyrule holds its first presidential election.
  • 2155: Clones of Gay Luigi found the independent nation of Gayland in an uninhabited part of Gamelai.
  • 2200: YouTube Poop becomes really popular, and by this point is considered a form of art. SuperYoshi is now as famous as Leonardo da Vinci, and "I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL" is selected for preservation in the Library of Congress.
  • 2302: Tatanga and his minions have seized the island of Koridai destroy much of Earth. Third apocalypse.
  • 2308: Eegeew is released from the Hyrule Cryogenics Center and invents a cure for AIDS.
  • 2355: Dr. Robotnik travels back to this time and bans water. This will cause the population of the USA to dwindle and ruin the intellectual pursuits of North Americans.
  • 2380: Vegeta is born.
  • 2415: Vegeta and Goku fight, and Vegeta realizes Goku's power level is over 9,000.
  • 2420: Ling drives Robotnik off of Earth and founds a new civilization called Lorule.
  • 2500: Golden age of genetic modification. Dogs which can morph into any shape, people made out of food, and unicorns which can create rainbows are bred. Beginning of Adventure Time story.
  • 2505: North America has become an intellectual wasteland based on violence and idiotic humor. However, new crops are grown with water thanks to the efforts of some guy who awakes from a 500-year period of cryogenic freezing, and by the mid-26th century the continent is a bustling, futuristic land with all traces of the dumb dystopia gone.
  • 2559: Earth's civilization is once again destroyed in the fourth apocalypse, a nuclear war that devastates the entire planet. A new civilization called the Candy Kingdom is created.
  • 2588: Chuck Norris defeats Weegee and takes him to the Koopa Kingdom, where Weegee is condemned to 9,000 years in Koopatraz. Finn the Human is born. He poops on a leaf, and is then adopted by dogs.
  • 26002608: Setting of Adventure Time.
  • 2601: On a planet where human civilization still survives, Cortez travels back to 1993 to stop a timesplitter. He accidentally kills Link and almost causes a paradox in time.
  • 2670: Ooo returns to being Earth with the help of Hyrule and the Koopa Kingdom.
  • 2700: King Harkinian lands in the future and destroys the Death Star.
  • 2748: Mama Weegee reappears.
  • 2975: Ivo Robotnik is born.
  • 3005: The ghost of King Harkinian is destroyed by a Mexican-American robot.
  • 3020: Ghost Mario revives Mama Luigi, who becomes Secret Weapon Luigi.
  • 3050: Secret Weapon Luigi destroys most of Earth's civilizations, causing the fifth apocalypse. Earth becomes known as Mobius.
  • 3060: Yoko Littner leads a Yoshi cupcrake army and takes over the world.
  • 3180: Hyrule's democracy is replaced with a new monarchy.
  • 3183: Sonic is born.
  • 3190: Tails is born.
  • 3196: Sonic encourages people not to do drugs, despite the fact that drugs were wiped out in the apocalypse.
  • 3200: Dr. Robotnik defeats Sonic and takes over Mobius.
  • 3555: Mega Man is born.
  • 3700: Weegees invade Mobius and kill Ivo Robotnik, Jr. Sixth apocalypse.
  • 3891: Oiram and Igiul are born.
  • 39??: Oiram rebuilds Bikini Bottom as a chrome-colored utopia populated by clones.
  • 4000: Plit is invaded by Weegees, while Hyrule destabilizes into five enemy nations.
  • 4269: The Oxiclean Outbreak of 4269 happens.
  • 4430: Nuclear war in Hyrule, which is reduced to a desolate wasteland.
  • 6670: Oiram founds Picnic Floda.
  • 7891: Picnic Floda develops a cloning system and a time travel system.

9000 AD to the End of Time

  • 11,588: Weegee is released from prison.
  • 12,007: Two clones of Mario and Luigi thwart Bowser's plan to create new galaxies.
  • 18,790: In the Great Revival, millions of people who perished in the disasters of the previous 17,000 years are brought back from the dead as immortals and sent to another universe.
  • 284,116: Truceland crashes into Eluryh, killing all surviving forms.
  • 1,991,919: The last remnants of Picnic Floda are wiped out.
  • 999,999,999,999,999,999,999: The universe is destroyed
  • : Everyone from the previous years reappear in the Trolliverse from the order they were created. Here, they live for eternity unless they are killed off.

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