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Tourette's Guy, Best Of

Danny, a.k.a. Tourettes Guy, is a crazy person who has tourettes syndrome. He tends to yell crazy things at innocent people (and people who are not innocent).

Trivia

  • He wrecks his entire house whenever birds get inside.
  • He thinks poop is a beverage, and he once went to Japan just so he could drink King Harkinian's poop.
  • He doesn't want any of your Twizzlers.

Quotes

  • "I'm here about your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. It made me feel like a piece of s--t!"
  • "Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, p---ed in the seat, and hid my keys?"
  • "Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small, and they don't give a s--t!"
  • "You're 93 years old and you don't know what ALF is?!"
  • "F--k salt!"
  • "Bob Saget!"

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