This about the country. For the thing with a similar abbreviation of the New Turkey Party, see YouTube Poop. For the bird, see Turkey (bird).

Turkey is an unstable country in the northwestern part of Arabia. One political party is the New Turkey Party (or NTP). Its name is incredibly misleading, as turkeys aren't from there. Turkey was Uncle Phil's favorite country until he realized this. Russia hates Turkey.


  • Istanbul
  • Catal Huyuk
  • Ankara

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