At the very beginning of 2016, my iPad went into recovery mode. There was no reason behind this. Error 3194 was preventing me from using iTunes to fix it.
However, yesterday, it was fixed. I am able to use it again, and it is now on iOS 9. Sadly, the data on it was wiped.
The only reason I didn't tell you about it going on the fritz in the first place was because I was worried Lorcan was going to use said information to cyberbully me or something.