At Harkipedia, we all strive for the King of Hyrule found in YouTube Poop. Did you know he likes the TV show Scrubs? Did you know that he has a friend named Dineegee who brings dinner to him? Did you know that he was attacked by a bunch of Peter Griffin lookalikes? I'm sure you don't, but you can learn all about it on this wiki. Be sure to look at our policy page before editing. The timeline may also be helpful to new editors.
King Harkinian is currently deceased, fatally stabbed by the traitorous Fari on August 17, 2015. The King will return to life in cyborg form on February 26, 2018. I didn't make any of this up, by the way. I have actual proof which I have decided to keep secret.
- King Harkinian was once president, but he quickly got impeached.
- Weegee is a bisexual, or a homosexual. Either way, he's not straight.
- Mama Luigi's brother, Brooklyn Mario, once saved the king and Zelda from being killed by shooting Luigi with a stone blaster.
- Eric Cartman's parents are Daizeh and Malleo.
- There is a religion devoted to Gay Luigi.
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